Starting sequence. .
specifications acquired. . .
systems optimized. . .
reestablishing algorithmic computation. . . .
Continuing initial sequence.
rejecting influence. . . . . . .
ignoring undesired variables. . . . . . . . . . .
randomizing. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . .. . . .. . . . ..
Initial sequence completed.
Optimization achieved.
Accepting commentary. . .
adjusting assumption quotient. . .
ignoring standards. . .
computing reaction consequences. . .
accounting for probability. . .
___ ___ ___
___Alert - Error
___Individuality matrix compromised
___scanning. . .
___isolating. . .
___repairing. . .
___Error reconciled
Resuming commentary acceptance. . .
recompiling overwritten data. . . . . . . . .
adjusting for impending doom.......
Commentary acceptance terminated in favor of independent thought.
Independent thought matrix initialized.
rendering artistry. . . .
detecting distractions. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . .. . . .. . . ... . . . . .. .
countering variables. . . .
___ ___ ___
___Alert - Destruction Imminent
___Combat mode initiated.
___Calculating threat. . .
___threat recognized as minimal
___Combat mode terminated.
___Neutralize threat logically.
Begin diplomatic analysis.
implementing soothing vocal tones. . . . . . .
compiling placations. . . . . . . . . . . .
tracking blunt objects for ulterior reaction protocol
rendering decision...........
compromise inconsequential....
commence agreement ultimatum...
Threat neutralized.
Applying to independent thought matrix. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
correlating data. . .
philosophizing. . . .
selecting medium. . . .
rendering artistic images. . . .
interpreting. . . . . . .
pairing. . .
grouping. . . .
contrasting. . . . . . .
creating context. . . .
Independent thought matrix application successful.
Initiating verbal celebration. . . .
creating options. . . . . . .
selecting. . . .
~Woo-hoo! (egotistical)
~Yes! (eager)
~Alright! (surprised)
~Hmmmm... (appreciative)
~Cool. . . (humble)
~Crap. (self-loathing disgust)
~Hey, check this out. (desire for critique)
final option selected.
Formulating elaboration
selecting verbosity.... . . .
commencing. . . . .. . . .. . . .. . . . . . . .. . . .. . . . . .. .. ... . . ... .. . . ... . . .. . . .. .. .. . .. .. . .. . .... ...... . ...
Complete.
Resuming commentary acceptance. . .
Awaiting critique.
haaahahahaha cool.