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Rubber Band
Rubber Band
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As the ladies sat at the bar,
being neglected by the tenders,
one took a rubber band off of her heel.
The other played with that rubber band,
and they made jokes about shooting it.
One gal—well—she let that rubber band slip,
hitting that man right smack-dab
in the middle of his forehead.
The waitresses said they wouldn't serve them anymore,
and so they left with their box of toasted bread
and artichoke dip.
But those security guards—
they chased them to the car
and forced her to give them her identification,
because potentially, it was assault,
unprovoked by that poor, strange man
at the end of the bar.
So the man was hit..
So the man was hit in the head with a band of rubber?
Was one of your friends annoyed because she liked him but he snub her?
I wouldn't blame him if he got mad
You guys, you should be glad
He didn't come over to the one who hit him and proceed to club her!
Enjoyed reading this. Thanks for sharing!
She..
she apologized but he didn't respond and looked right through her
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Unlike your stupid shit which
Unlike your stupid shit which makes you wanna vomit. Get a grip and grow up, fucker.
peace, pot, tequila shot
Jesus loves us, stoned or not
Hello..
Hello. Why are you so angry with me? I'm not here to fight with you or anyone else. You certainly have the right not to like what I do. I have no problem with that, but I don't understand the anger behind it In any event, this is not the appropriate place to make comments like that. If you wish to make a comment to me please send me a private message Thank you
Only telling you what you
Only telling you what you need to hear. Jess can delete these, if she likes.
peace, pot, tequila shot
Jesus loves us, stoned or not
Rubber bands found round the
Rubber bands found round the heels of some chick's heels!, hahahha, reminds me of when I used a lazer to snipe some dude's eyes from across a diner
peace, pot, tequila shot
Jesus loves us, stoned or not
it wasn't my fault
She encouraged it.
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Talking like that actually
Talking like that actually got me fired from my last job: "She started it." I won't go into details but I did appreciate the authentic flare of your wordsmith.
peace, pot, tequila shot
Jesus loves us, stoned or not
and i appreciate your commentary
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