The Spank

Spank me all night.

Spank me all day.

Spank me all the time, so I'll get my way.

Spank me when we're watching "the osbournes" on tv.

Spank me when i'm sitting with YOUR mom drinking tea.

Spank me when i'm asleep.

Spank me when i'm awake.

Spank me when we're riding in a boat on the lake.

Spank me when i'm eating jello, without whipped cream.

Spank me when i'm singing on my karaoke machine.

Spank me when i'm shooting hoops or running on the track.

Spanking is so much better than a pat on the back.

Spank me in africa or singapore.

Ok...stop spanking me...my butts getting sore.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Wrote this in 8th grade. its lovely aint it? lolz.

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Oliver Twist's picture

You just made my night sooooo much better. Your humor relates to mine, like no body elses. Bravo, Im gonna read the rest of your poems now. PeAcE~ Oliver