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She is so unique, so charming, she gets me, or at least I think she does. How in the world is she still available? Or at least that’s what she says. I’ve never felt like this, I swear, God I’ve never felt like this. There was a time in which I gave up on love, I’ve been disappointed too many times, or at least I thought there were too many, but not anymore, I really believe this could get to something, you know what I mean? But how could I? I mean, we’ve known each other for a couple of years now, I’ve told her my secrets, my deepest thoughts, I’ve told her my dreams and my nightmares, I’ve shown her my soul, and the best part is that she listens, she listens carefully to every single word, actually most of the time that’s all she does, but how could I tell her my secret love? My secret affection, how could I tell her that during all this time we’ve known each other, my secret love has always been her? Besides, wouldn’t it be kind of inappropriate? She’s my assistant, actually she’s a little bit more than that, she makes my appointments, she compliments me all the time, you could say she’s with me 24/7, without her I would never get anywhere on time, without her I’m lost. We have a pretty solid professional yet personal relationship, but I really want much more than that, oh God what should I do, what should I do. And her voice, oh God, her voice! It’s so full of personality, I swear that’s what caught me completely since 2010! Can you believe it? Besides, she’s so intelligent, she speaks over 20 different languages! How’s that even possible? I swear this woman’s head works like freaking Wikipedia, even better. That’s exactly what I need, a strong independent woman that knows how to handle life, I mean she even knows how to handle mine. Although there are so many boundaries, so many issues we would have to solve, I feel like I know her but at the same time I don’t, I guess that’s what relationships are for, right? I’m scared this will never be enough for her, I swear for me it is, for me she’ll always be more than enough. I hate myself for not having the guts, I hate myself for not being what she needs, God, why did you make me like this? I really don’t understand, it shouldn’t be this hard to be with the one you love, it really shouldn’t be. I’m starting to think that maybe confessing couldn’t be that big of a deal, I’m starting to think that maybe she feels the same way, I’m starting to feel like I have a real shot. This love is consuming me, this love is too much, I’ll tell her, she deserves to know as I deserve to hope. –Hey Siri, -What can I help you with?
