In all the lands
and all the sea
There was never a tractor fighter
greater than me
I came at it, bare hands and feet
beating ten tons of metal
and my victory was sweet
The tractor fell down dead
taking only my pinky toe
that's what I said
I have nine toes to show
So if ever a gal says she
is stronger than I
have her look at me feet
and know that I survived
unfortunatly, your toe was the vital point that one you the fight. A moment of silence....