I told Joseph we should put up a fence,
just to avoid such an experience
like this---it is the worst, and prime, example:
the inept guards, the mourners bearing myrhh,
the fishing folk who hail from Galilee;
and last, the high priest's staff (one dared to peel
away the melted wax of Pilate's seal).
In haste, none of them minded much to trample
what little might be left of evidence
available to sharp eyes on the lawn
to prove the body snatchers' felony.
Must have been several, for one man alone
in his best strength, could not have moved that stone.
A gang, I think, that has both brains and brawn
slipped passed tired soldiers some time before dawn:
on that, reports and common sense concur.