1. Capitalism
Everyone is in bed with everyone else;
everyone is welcome at the party.
2. Socialism
Everyone is in bed with party planners,
but no one can find a successful party.
3. Communism
Most people are in bed with themselves,
and only the secret police can find the Party.
4. Leninism
Most people do no deserve a bed, but must listen to
Lenin, aloof, interminably insisting that he, alone, is the Party.
Starward
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