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just some jokes im working on
I asked my buddy the other day
Me: "hey man who do you think is better in bed, god or the devil?"
Buddy: "well I never heard a woman say 'oh my devil' in bed before."
Me: "well that's because you weren't there when I fucked her."
A lot of people say in regards to evolution, "evolution is ridiculous because I didn't come from monkeys."
Ya because the fact that we were created from a pile of dust, that makes way more fucking sense.
I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm just addicted to not being sober.
I've tried a lot of different drugs in my day, and liked most of them. The only drug I didn't like was cocaine.... I just really liked the way it smelled.
I've never been to rehab for drugs, I've just been on a few 28 day vacations.
I been told I might have a drinking problem and at times I agree, because I get really drunk and I always loose my drink. And that's a problem.
I started working out recently. You probably can't tell because I haven't actually started going to the gym... I'm just "working out" a way to fit it into my schedule.
