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It was Friday night, at our neighborhood Bar and Grill called,"That One Place"..  Knowing we had a new waitress that night, her parents were called earlier with an invite to their daughters "first night" initiation. All the regular patrons rolled in...We sat down, they sat down,

while others stood around making conversation and having a good ole time. A little timid, a little nervous, and first night jitters, our new Blonde waitress walks up. Imagine her surprise, seeing her parents at the table next to us on her first night. She smiled and said hi to them, yet her eyes read, "Oh my God , why are you here?"  She ask if she could get us some drinks...I gave her a puzzling look and said, "Don't I know you?" She replied, I don't think so. Softly, I motioned her closer... as she bent over to hear the question, I gave a bewildering look and said..."Did you ever have a sex change operation?" She ask, "Why would you think that?"...I pointed at her name tag and said aloud....

A   man,    duhhhh...   Quite red faced and embarrased, with even her parents giggling, she walked away shaking her head, trying to avoid eye contact with other patrons at the bar sneering from her first night's initiation.  Ever since that night, she answers to... Hey Duhhh...