For No Other Reason...
When You're layin there in bed about 10 or 11:00 in the morning and you're dreamin about Big Boob Sally or Long Jimmy Johnson,,, You might as well
Just get up ! ... Cause somebodys gotta mix the Quick or make the Coffee, and not to mention the Family dog Butch has been holding His own long enough ! He's startin to think the Classified Ad you left on the
Easy chair is lookin pretty good, right about now !
Then there's that Short stack you need to throw on that you were
thinkin about as soon as your head hit the pillow last nite.
Besides ..... you gotta go PEE anyway and,,,,
Somebodys gotta Flush !
by Barry Anderson
Man, I wish I could still sleep that late. Then again, maybe not, 'cause that would mean I ain't got a job.