When it comes to my navel, I'm pretty anal. Lmao. But I do have a funny story about another persons navel. I have a friend who is a really big guy. One hot summer day, Tommy had his shirt off, and was riding as a passenger in the back seat of his families vehicle. The driver was smoking a cigarette and flicking the ashes out his window. All of a sudden, someone says "What smells like pizza?" And Tommy starts to scream in pain! To make a long story short, the driver's cigarette cherry came off his cigarette and flew back into the car landing right in Tommy's navel. Lmao. True story.