It's the way you stand there,
the way you carry yourself
as if to say
others should carry you,
that keeps us intrigued.
It's the way your conduct
conducts electric bubbles
in our saliva,
reminding us
how we share your language,
when we'd rather
share your tongue.
It's the way you behave
with us boys
when you take our toys;
those minimal thefts committed
each time
you open your voice.
It's your way,
and it's downright
criminal.
This is good except for that "open your voice" line :-)