Damn, I'm looking out my window and watching small birds flocking around a trash dumpster and doing some food shopping. One bird retrieves a plastic glove and pulls it out of the rubbish. Dismayed by the tastelessness, the bird drops the glove outside the dumpster.
Now there's a plastic glove sitting on the ground right in front of the trash dumpster. So some fool can go on a social media soapbox about littering the plastic gloves.
We've been blaming the people all this time but it turns out that it might actually be the birds setting us up. Those crafty little devils have turned us against each other. But to give credit where credit is due, that little bird really owned the libs on this one. I'm grasping the wisdom and foresight of Alfred Hitchcock on a whole new level right about now.
Set Up By 24 Robins
.
last new night
night before
24 robins at
my door.
I got up
let them in
hit em in
the head with
a rollin' pin.
Now their
cousins are
back for
bird revenge.
.
~S~
robins are cool but blue jays
robins are cool but blue jays and cardinals are better sportsmen