Such a bloody cliché
selfie in a graffiti adorned bathroom
I take it anyway
feeling smug
feeling as though
I earned some falsified credentials
look at me:
bearded with Quagmire hoodie
snapping a photo
in the bathroom mirror
ever so cool
I cling to my delusions
feeling certain
I’m so much better
than the panic yuppie bitch
alluded to on the mirror