They say it’s Hell
being a teenager
dealing with peer pressure
trying to impress the cool kids
but try going
into a neighborhood bar
with a bunch of middle age beer geeks
as you’re guilted and shamed
into a City Wide
and then washing it down
with another
If you don’t order the right beer
or you don’t cave in
you face persistent ostracism
as it’s not only okay
to slum here
but it’s expected.
You can try to keep up
with all the rules
and silly guidelines
see if it does any good
I see another can
slapped down in front of me
and another shot poured
another City Wide
consumed under duress
a long walk home guaranteed
in order to save face
in front of the cool kids