They tell you
just be yourself
and then they say,
“Don’t be an asshole!”
but what if
you are an asshole?
then being an asshole
would be being yourself
They never have
a good answer to that.
They just stammer along
with their hackneyed clichés
and keep preaching
ignoring another classic adage:
Silence is Golden!
and maybe, just maybe
they need to go back to school
and learn a little more
before trying
to enlighten the rest of us