DRINKING LIGHT BEER

 

 

Being handed a light beer

and actually taking it

I felt so emasculated

 

I was all nervous;

eyes darting wildly

like, “oh geez

I hope no one sees me

drinking this.”

 

That would be the final blow;

the coup d’etat since

it was so emasculating

I needed reassurance after finishing

 

So in a manly, macho

gesture

I crushed the can

with my bare hands

 

my manhood reaffirmed

after so unmanly an experience

as drinking a light beer

 

 

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response

 

delightful and funny



 

 

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thank you.  glad you enjoyed

thank you.  glad you enjoyed