getting extra
in my kamikaze shot
I take it back
and notify the bartender
that I was given too much
I mean, one must be honest,
at least that’s what
I’ve always been told
but I am waved off
and I realize thatit was done
intentionally and I am being given
an extra half a shot per shot
I suspect she’s trying to get me drunk
so she can take advantage of me
that’s all I can think of
although granted
my experience in these matters
is somewhat limited
but getting extra
of a potent drink like this
must surely be a sign
that I’m supposed
to get rather intoxicated
I just hope her expectations
aren’t too high
otherwise I’m almost certain
to let her down
7-12-95
reaction
sweet and humorous
thank you. I always worry
thank you. I always worry that people will miss the joke--that I'm really mocking and ridiculing a lot of our societal standards and double standards. I'm not good at being serious so I usually resort to humor.