The trains rip-roaring down to
S. Philly
I got off at Center City
and cruised thru Suburban Station
I got lost somewhere along the line
I began to question the system
(for years, I’ve been beginning)
I don’t know why I think this way
(It must be some Freudian block)
and I can’t figure out the train
schedule
It’s much too complicated for me
Maybe I’ll go to New York by train
but I’d wind up in Connecticut
Nah, that would rip them off
if I got a longer ride
even if I was terminally lost