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Well,

what happened,

how it went down

with her

is that I signed

her copy of the chapbook

when I was

really toasted

 

& apparently

I wrote something X-rated

on her book

 

Instead of being offended

like a normal person

she wants me

to live up to my boast

 

Me & my big pen;

it always gets me

into trouble

writing checks

my body can’t cash

 

I don’t really wanna

but I suppose

I have to try

since I made the boast

in writing

 

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©1 January 2021 - 12:16am — georgeschaefer
1 January 2021 - 3:13pm — allets
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Poem

As pick-up line? u go dude!

 

 

3 January 2021 - 8:50pm — georgeschaefer
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ah, but no such luck. 

ah, but no such luck.  Failure it follows me faithfully

1 January 2021 - 1:34am — S74rw4rd
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Very amusing poem--wellworded

Very amusing poem--wellworded and succinct.  As for what you called your boast, how did that work out for you?

Starward

3 January 2021 - 8:51pm — georgeschaefer
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well, I'm still alone so I

well, I'm still alone so I think my boasting came up short.  no pun intended.