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you would never believe what just happened to me

I was CAUGHT UP by this WOMAN IN RED....let's see...

this was a BLIND DATE...FROM HELL as quiet as kept

I should've listened to my SIXTH SENSE and left

I was the MAN IN BLACK and tonight was SHOWTIME

gettin close to the CITY BY THE SEA in no time

2 FAST 2 FURIOUS and CHANGING LANES, not slackin

increasing the SPEED to meet this MAID FROM MANHATTAN

She's SABRINA, a PRETTY WOMAN, her mind sharp as a BLADE

a BROWN SUGAR who's PAID IN FULL and also got it MADE

So I met this young lady, gave her a handshake

and a KISS OF THE DRAGON to make her leg shake

we jet off to BOOGIE NIGHTS to get a bite to eat

filled my BELLY w/SOUL FOOD, JUICE and AMERICAN PIE to eat

after that, we decided to take an 8 MILE...JOY RIDE

singing OLD SCHOOL songs and laughing all night

all of a sudden, this chick gets a call from THE CELL

She told me,"DON'T SAY A WORD." It's my X-MAN. What the hell??

she showed SIGNS of DECEPTION, that ATTRACTION could be FATAL

that's 10 times worse than THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE

That fool called from a PHONE BOOTH right across the street

crying that he's A MAN APART, yo that shit sweet

he then stepped to me, proving his IDENTITY

flashing a LETHAL WEAPON, it made no sense to me

Now I'm down to FACE/OFF, Yeah sucka, BRING IT ON

I got no ROOM to PANIC, we can do this FROM DUSK TILL DAWN

It was a SEVEN second bout, all it took was one BLOW

he fell face flat, now ANALYZE THAT, oh oh

Sabrina starts to SCREAM

cuz BABY BOY just got creamed

she runs to his aid, acting like BLAIR WITCH

Why you running to that JACKASS? That ain't fair, bitch

she curses me out, while treating hs EXIT WOUNDS

now realizing that I'm a REBOUND, a REPLACEMENT, I assume

It's now the 25TH HOUR and my night is about done

Sabrina was GONE IN 60 SECONDS. I watched that CHICKEN RUN

I drove to my FINAL DESTINATION called the DEEP BLUE SEA

to see WHAT WOMEN WANT, so I could set their mind free

There, I bumped into this dude, a pimp named MR. DEEDS

surrounded by 4 women a.k.a. the EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS

then, I GOT THE HOOK-UP and we're off to his EMPIRE

a 60 acre estate, straight up, I'm no LIAR LIAR

I had the time of my LIFE, when things started to get XXX

My mind was HALF BAKED with weed smoke and Triple Sec

Now RUNTELDAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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