here it is; bringin forth the second chapter
in this book of girls; more love, more laughter
I once thumped this chick named BLAIR Williams
she lived in apartment 3F in my building
BENITA was much sweeter, but she was wheelchair bound
we were still friends after I took her around town
BROOKE often called when she felt depressed
talked about guys who made her life a real mess
she's a cool girl to chat with, but a stressed one
told her it would be okay, just wait for the next one
Now this is BEVERLY, she lives overseas
her ass got busted for transportin keys
Next page, lemme tell you 'bout this girl named BELLE
had a Coke bottle shape and she was fine as hell
BRIE was too pretty, she always wore red
told her she was the type that I would someday wed
but deep down I was steady runnin my mouth
cuz BAMBI was the one shackin up in my house
only for a short time when I met BERNICE
new landlord in my building who ended my lease
was gonna let me stay for a year free, if I boned it
didn't tap her nasty ass, therefore I was homeless
BRANDY was dandy, her poems were fire
her sister BRENDA wrote poetry and lived her desires
BRIDGET was a midget who was full of tricks
don't mean to sound nasty, but she could suck a mean______
ice cream cone....on the phone BRITTANY always calls me
BETTY would tease me and BRIANA ignores me
BLOSSOM is a lingerie model with good credentials
and BELINDA Santiago impressed me with them rentals
BARBARA would hook me up with free rides from transit
left a brotha happy, feelin candid
yo BLOSSOM called my house early morning at 8
cuz last night didn't go so great.....
GEM: Hello?
BLOSSOM: Gem! What was up with you last night? I came to spend time with you....and you flat out went to sleep on me. I really wanted some and you were out cold!
GEM: Hold up. When you got here, all you wanted to do was play cards and watch "Friends." The least you could have done was tell me!
BLOSSOM: Baby, I said, I wanted to play cards: Strip poker....and we were going to be "friends" that night. But nooooo....you wanna fall asleep! Why don't you play your camcorder and watch the footage I left you?
*Gem watches the enticing nude footage of Blossom and goes bananas*
GEM: Aw c'mon! You weren't playin fair!! Dammit!
LOL.
LOL! I love the convo at the end. That's f*cked up.