My Little Black Book: Volume B

here it is; bringin forth the second chapter

in this book of girls; more love, more laughter

I once thumped this chick named BLAIR Williams

she lived in apartment 3F in my building

BENITA was much sweeter, but she was wheelchair bound

we were still friends after I took her around town

BROOKE often called when she felt depressed

talked about guys who made her life a real mess

she's a cool girl to chat with, but a stressed one

told her it would be okay, just wait for the next one

Now this is BEVERLY, she lives overseas

her ass got busted for transportin keys

Next page, lemme tell you 'bout this girl named BELLE

had a Coke bottle shape and she was fine as hell

BRIE was too pretty, she always wore red

told her she was the type that I would someday wed

but deep down I was steady runnin my mouth

cuz BAMBI was the one shackin up in my house

only for a short time when I met BERNICE

new landlord in my building who ended my lease

was gonna let me stay for a year free, if I boned it

didn't tap her nasty ass, therefore I was homeless

BRANDY was dandy, her poems were fire

her sister BRENDA wrote poetry and lived her desires

BRIDGET was a midget who was full of tricks

don't mean to sound nasty, but she could suck a mean______

ice cream cone....on the phone BRITTANY always calls me

BETTY would tease me and BRIANA ignores me

BLOSSOM is a lingerie model with good credentials

and BELINDA Santiago impressed me with them rentals

BARBARA would hook me up with free rides from transit

left a brotha happy, feelin candid

yo BLOSSOM called my house early morning at 8

cuz last night didn't go so great.....



GEM: Hello?

BLOSSOM: Gem! What was up with you last night? I came to spend time with you....and you flat out went to sleep on me. I really wanted some and you were out cold!

GEM: Hold up. When you got here, all you wanted to do was play cards and watch "Friends." The least you could have done was tell me!

BLOSSOM: Baby, I said, I wanted to play cards: Strip poker....and we were going to be "friends" that night. But nooooo....you wanna fall asleep! Why don't you play your camcorder and watch the footage I left you?

*Gem watches the enticing nude footage of Blossom and goes bananas*

GEM: Aw c'mon! You weren't playin fair!! Dammit!



LOL.


















Author's Notes/Comments: 

Fictional.

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Shaketa Copelin's picture

LOL! I love the convo at the end. That's f*cked up.