"Hair What I Sea"(For the Common Playa)
based on true events:
when I chronologicially order these
logical chronicles in orderly fashion
stepping up to DISCUSS triumphs and DISGUST
because of the COMMAS that seperate my clauses like KARMA
beauty is a SOUL away from being discovered SOLELY
to smile aimlessly and spit in the face of monogamy
for I am a youth with a broken heart
who BLEW away my BLUES
after the suffering of blue BALLS
lost shreds of respect, dignity I cut I shoot, I BAWL
snatched the rebound of DYEING my reputation
became a playa after I turned pro
virginity is DYING
opted for bedsheets in hotel SUITES
blessed by several sanctified SWEETS
gave me a physical, took my pulse
WEAKENED my PEAKS and took a PEEK into unity
administered sexual mutiny
DAZED em for all my DAYS.......WEEKENDS
true playas never DEBATE, we game honeys for DA BAIT
tried to abide by PRINCIPLES of common teen spirit
my PRINCIPAL begged to differ
and asked WHY? Y am I TOO EASY for predators
shrugged my shoulders packing 2 EZ Widers
Should I say HI to HIGH school without going to school high?
or lose PATIENCE like rehab PATIENTS, trying to
HIDE their Mr. HYDE?
took ADVICE from potential wife
but somehow seemed ADVISED to waste potential life
finally jumped in the slow lane of a crowded Interstate
chartered that CRUISE with Tracey CRUZ
despite the jeers of peers and opposing CREWS
became a matter of time what love has
SEEN behind the SCENES
did all I could to PLEASE, and I even said, "PLEASE?"
for all the raging HORMONES of my capacity
loved to hear this WHORE MOAN
taking it to high altitudes, new levels
one heart, one ACCORD, once A CORD of umbilical is cut
I chant and strut, but guess what
one good shot from the WOOD WOULD
warrant a 9-month life sentence
but after 5, you still PAIN from
the 3-day punishment?
I was CLOSE-minded like PANES
sacrificed new CLOTHES and disregarded MO' TRIM
while you swallowed MOTRIN
Indeed, the focal point was to SUCCEED and help breed
but you only did the deed and SUCKED SEEDS
taking a PIECE away from my PEACE
twisted up the FACTS, switched it on me like FAXES
so here LIES
this sullen spirit living in a field of LIES
the way women suffer to the GUISE
of GUYS
Can you HAIR what I SEA?
for there are no tides in these roots
just murky streams, a playa with no team
inducted and RECORDED
into the Hall of Shame with a new RECORD.
I believe you know the moral of the story.
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