A drunk lawyer went into court

I made sure he staggered

under a big blue moon


He wore a Led Zeppelin jersey

and the jury laughed at him

but I told them about 

the other lawyers with their

three piece polyester suits


then they felt ashamed

so I gave them teddy bears

with my state motto

even if I don’t know what it is



Author's Notes/Comments: 

More teenage folly

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allets's picture

Michigan Motto



If you seek a pleasant penninsula, look about you. Brain still remembers - that is good! ~s~





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Is that your state motto?

Is that your state motto?

Stephen's picture

"More teenage folly"

Any poem which makes fun of lawyers is not folly.  ---  Stephen

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Hey lawyers are almost human

Hey lawyers are almost human beings, too.