It was just a silly misunderstanding
but I wasn’t prepared for
the downpour on the camping trip
See, I was being told
there were several single ladies
& then being told to bring umbrella
And I thought
it was a wink wink
bring a couple condoms
bring an umbrella thing
so when the real rain came
I had a problem
A condom doesn’t do
a Hell of a lot of good
under those circumstances.
But it’s really just as well
The kind of rain that falls from the sky
evaporates and dries up.
The stuff that wets you
the other way
sometimes sticks around
a lot longer than desired.
5-16-08
Condum Literature
Be prepared. Bring umbrella - that's a hoot. :D slc
Someone has to council the
Someone has to council the kids on how to survive in today's world.