PostPoems Be Artistic. Be Creative. Be Inspired!

Once in a rare while

I find myself

in a position

where I look around

and discover—

That I am the hippest person

in the room.

I do double takes

I scan the room

trying to find anyone

that might be hipper than me.

Then I begin to panic—

My anti-cool, anti-hero status

might be compromised.

I immediately begin

to figure out

what I’m doing wrong.

Corrections are required—

ASAP!