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THRU PERIPHERAL VISION
I’m not gonna be a stalker.
It’s too much work
& too much effort.
I’m certainly too lazy
to ever be a stalker.
I know everyone thinks
stalking is all fun and games
But it’s not as glamorous
as it looks on television.
You follow them around
to uninteresting places
like beauty salons
and cosmetic stores;
one more middle school
soccer match will
push you one toke over the line.
They never go to the right bars
or the right restaurants
or concerts.
You end up living someone else’s life
instead of your own.
It’s hard to live your own life
if you’re stuck
endlessly hounding someone
through mind numbing
and soul killing ennui
they call their life.
I'd Make An Awful Stalker
Guilt would over take me and I'd surrender and apologize for being a voyeur. Like you, life is your own to watch and it's far more than enough. I heard: One toke over the line, sweet Jesus! Amen - slc
Thanks, I was trying to point
Thanks, I was trying to point out how pathetic stalking can be. I wanted light hearted humor, though, because there is a degree of mental illness involved.