OFF THE RIM

 

Watching tv

and seeing a show

where guns are discussed.

 

They say that women

actually have better aim

than men when it comes’

to target shooting.

 

More men shoot guns

but women aim them

better than men.

 

But this actually makes sense.

I have no problem

believing this.

 

After all,

look at the difficulty

most men have pissing in a toilet

in the dark.

 

and if we’re gonna

be honest about it

we have to admit

it isn’t all booze.

 

A lot of it

is pure and utter

total recklessness.

 

Luckily, urine isn’t

As deadly as a bullet.

 

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

another golden oldie

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Toilet Cleaning Lessons

Fun and eductional. Learn about lysol and the many uses of sponges. Games? A pissing contest. ;)


 

 

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unfortunately too many men do

unfortunately too many men do engage in pissing contests.