I suppose
I wore out my welcome
in Lisbon.
I was in a brewpub
and after I finished my meal
I needed to hit the loo.
So after paying
I asked the busboy
“Donde estan los banos?”
I was met
with a really incredulous look.
I nailed it.
It was perfect Spanish.
Of course, this would be great
except folk in Lisboa
speak Portuguese not Spanish
After using the facilities
I quietly left
and headed back to the hotel.
I was flying home
the next day
and Lord knows,
I was running on empty.
Faux Pas
And you have a whole file dedicated to those. If you are human you are going to make a few of those. Poets don't know sometime :D