It was either him or me--you shunned the latter
When it was time to eat meat, you chose his platter--but it's all good girl, I ain't hatin' on you
I just realize now that I can't be waitin' on you and for the record you know it's true,
That I love you--all I wanted, was to hug you, not bug you--but since I did I will rinse my hands, I'm not a senseless kid
I vyed for your affection without an erection--for your protection I guarded you section
When you tried to save face--I covered your space and listened to your problems even when I couldn't solve them,
Hey--what are friends for? Actually, that is what your "man" is for--ain't it? The picture--paint it
"You and me" preceeded "you and him"--we were Bonnie n' Clyde from 'The Far Side',
Our demise?--the result of you changing, rearranging our situation
Yeah, I know he was "your first" and all but think: Was I really your worst and all? Think--I already had you in laudy-daudy,
I made love to your brain before he made love to your body, it's just that simple--I tell no lie
I was the number one guy, gave you a high,
I don't ask why because I already know, I live in slow-mo--you live in nitro,
But even though--I'll have to say that I will miss you, this rhyme is not meant to diss, just farewell-kiss you,
Someone get me a tissue, I really will miss you! Off not want to piss you--tsk,tsk,you
So sad my love was not an issue...