Touch my banjo

Folder: 
2004

chorus

Oh, touch my banjo

you know you want to

you know you can

touch my banjo

touch my banjo

yo de le he

yo de le he hu



well I'm a country girl from the country side

I've been waiting for a man to make me his bride

cowboy boots, cowboy hats, gene skirts, square dancing

country music all night long is what I'm fancying

Loretta Lynn, Crystal Gayle, George Jones

none of that crap they call the Rolling Stones

just pure country for me thank you

and some bluegrass mixed in too

chorus



well he's a gangster from the hood

rebelling, swaring and misunderstood

long chains, black bandanas, large pants, gangster moves

rap music all night long is how he grooves

Enminem, Ja Rule, Will Smith

don't give him any Loretta Lynn

just gang rap for him is what he says

he declined my invitation to go to country fest

chorus



now we're a country rap family

farming gangsters in the country

he just loved Johnny Cash

after he became my better half

chorus

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This was written as a joke because one day I said "touched by an angel" and my friend thoought I said "touch my banjo" so we decided that that would be a great name for a song so I wrote it and gave it to her.  So don't take anything in the song seriously, it's just written meant to be a joke.

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pamschwetz's picture

cool...I love jokes and I love this poem...pam

Katie Chen's picture

Thank you for commenting on my poetry so now heres yours. i like ur poems to . they are so song like and beautiful.

Heather Gilmore's picture

You know I LOVE this one, lol! Thanks for posting it, cause it'll ALWAYS be one of my absolute faves. LOL!!!!!