Here comes the Storm
Black clouds, Wind & Snow
It's freezing in the mountains
Cancel the trip, No go
Not up for the jostle
Best stay home & make Wassel
Some fruit juice, Booze, sugar & spice
I'm thinking that Wassel be Rite nice
Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho
Into the crock, the ingredients go
Look out the window, here comes the Snow
So grateful We're warm, with Wassel you know
It smells like Christmas all through the house
The creatures are stirring, especially my Spouse
She's Cleaning, Cooking, Buzzing-around like a Bee
Hot Wassel, Hot Wassel, Hot Wassel for me.
Christmas songs of comfort and joy, mixed with glee
Hot Wassel, Hot Wassel, Hot Wassel for me
Guzzling Wassel, each cup of Cheer
Guzzling Wassel, into the New Year
Watch that Wassel
That Wassel I fear
That Wassel, That Wassel
Don't mix it with Beer
I'm Pickled on Wassel
Safe from Wind & Snow
I'm Pickled on Wassel
I gotta Go.