suits and ladders

I Got Manicured Fingers And Toes



i got 4 layers of pee-soaked clothes

but i’m still condescending



Your Ass And Teeth Are Permanently Browned



your face is permanently frowned

and i have everything i want



Your Life’s Gotta Really Suck

You Gotta Hustle All Day Just To Make The Bucks

To Get High Enough Just To Forget About What You’ve Become



You’re The One Who Lives Nowhere



you think you’re life’s more than a game of suits and ladders

when nothing really matters



you’re not just fluous, you’re superfluous

you don’t actually do anything,

a human redundancy



40 year old macallans



40 Old English Ounces Henry The IV Double Shot



i just finished a bottle of Old Crow



I Just Bought A Case Of Chateau Margaux,

Not The 95 But The 96

Your House Is Of Corrections



your house is full of collections

of crap you bought from selling others out



You’re The One Who Has Nothing

Your Life Is A Game Of Unstable Bladders,

When Nothing Really Matters

You Woke Up Today Covered In Droppings



when the bottom drops, my life won’t change a bit

but yours will turn to shit



you are a superfluous man,

I Am A Superfluous Man

you’re quite a superfluous man,

I Am A Superfluous Man

Author's Notes/Comments: 

supposed to be an argument between a rich guy and a homeless guy.  the rich guy's lines are in CAPS.

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