germans love to insult me
the country condescends
we call it arrogance
they call it making friends
scottish don't speak a language
the british love to gob
japanese like to chase me down
the streets of nagoya
canadians talk shit aboot me
swede bands copy our sound
everything in italy
is stuck or broken down
the kiwis i cant remember
russians turned us away
australians are so fuckin cool
i got no shit to say
brazilian cops extort us
russian officers deport us
icelanders feed us horse and whale
mexico gave the shits to us
the french like jerry lewis
the greek beat up the opening punk band
the dutch are fuckin tall
but americans win the prize
of stupidest of them all
so lets all move to australia
sydney city of queers
all we need to bring
is american drugs and german beers
As one who is of German decent,I find this piece insulting. You are making a generalization on a lot of people which is unfair. There are a handful of fools in every culture but it does not make all fall into the same grouping. I've dealt with digs like this in the past so realize the ignorance out there. Saying things like adds to the fuel to keep it going...