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mom and dad

how'd you get so rad

when exactly did you get so hip

wearing teenage clothes

you're always coming to my shows

and telling me that i should mellow out



it's absurd

you're singing every word

you're not supposed to like my band

things i like you don't understand

so please put down that rum and coke

that's no behavior for old folk

can't we just hang on holidays



dad and mom

what planet are you from

and what convinced you to pack up and leave

doing drugs

and asking me for hugs

what's the matter with parents today



not again

when will it end

dad's dressing like montley crue

and why is mom's hair dyed bright blue

you're staying out till two or three

and then having sex publicly

i thought the apple fell far from the tree



mom and dad

i think you ought

to quit smoking so much pot

and hanging with my friends

laying round on the couch

with my misfits records out

softly banging your head



maybe it's just a psssing phase

what's the matter with my parents these days