I was a misanthrope
on the end of a rope
I spent 20 years
6 years on dope
Takin’ a piss
while givin’ up hope
I lived a lifetime
6 years on dope
I was a human trash can
Shortening my life span
Live fast die tan
I think that was the plan
Savin’ all my money for a one way ticket to Afghanistan
I was a ezoobeson drunk
strung out on junk
Live fast die punk
I thought I was sunk
from gin swilling
and fish tank penicillin
I was a moron bro
with impetigo
A pleased as punch
Dog Patch Wino
Casual sex
and herpes complex
Now I’m on Interferon and Valtrex
I was a child adult
a walking insult
Every shot got more difficult
I was a teenage trash bin
a breathing mannequin
A caustic cause
who musta loved sufferin'
Do pinhole eyes romanticize heroin
I was a moron bro
a circus sideshow
A dying slow
Dog Patch Wino