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Man Eats Combo Meal, Explodes
Man Eats Combo Meal, Explodes
A giant blender loses its top. Splatter art forgets
its frame. Let's hear the judges:
8.5 7.9 8.0 8.5
Rocks bang against riot shields. The dam holds
fast despite tsunami waves. Little Mia wakes up
mommy, exclaims, "there's a shark in my closet!"
He grabs the machette, chops the Mamba's head
off, explodes.
9.3 9.5 9.1 9.8
"As a token of my appreciation, I present to you
this owl, a treasure guide." says the oak tree. She
flies them to the nearest Burger King, orders, ka-
boom!
7.7 7.5 6.1 6.9
The coach pulls his own scalp off, throws it into
a wishing well. Lock Ness makes a loud splash,
summons the National Guard. Private Jack goofs
again, takes another dodgeball hit, explodes.
8.3 (Quit it.)
"Would you like Sati with that funeral?" inquires
a can of gasoline, formerly a milk jug. A swarm
of cows pay their respect, bow heads toward Mecca.
Kaboom! The kick-'em-while-they're-down strategy.
Never fails. Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom!
Game Over
