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Responsible Work

So responsible, I use two measuring sticks; so responsible,
I use four arms to steer home (and tuck three hundred off-
springs to bed). (...) Certified health care provider. Colgate
Total (72 Hour Germ Fighting). (...) "Need a spare cape?"

Bottles of water. Presidential debate. Fire safety standards.

"Yes sir!" (...) This work is so responsible, safety manuals
across the country are slitting their envious wrists. (That is
not safe.)

I make monthly philanthropic payments (on time). "Thank
you. Thank you." (...) Organic food. Gold bullion. An oil
change (every three thousand minutes). (...) I have a license
for a license for a license.

"Spot my spotter!" (...) (This is a complete and responsible
sentence.) (...) Entities to be weary of -- gravity, Paganism,
shampoo, burning houses.

I am majoring in Psychic Sciences so I can turn my home-
work in before it is assigned. (...) Ties. Cartoons (say No.)
Jury duty.

Candy (say No). [censored] (say Yes). (...) Embedding rusty
spikes upon a bed will ensure nobody jumps on it. (...) Red
is for danger. (The next color will end this responsible work.)

Blue.