A needle darts 'nto Jake's thigh with the sound of a time-
stamper and (...) a Volkswagen's door unlocking. ding,
ding, d[...] alarms the IV pump for it doesn't appreciate
operating with any doors ajar. Situated, he foots the pedal
for an influx of analgesic. The pedal softens 'nto a slipper.
The windshield zooms in on Simon from American Idol
who throws a "Jake, do you go out in public with her?"
Infuriated, Jake hits power so hard that the remote cracks,
but Simon continues unaffected with "leave her at home
with those grotesque dining chairs and tacky silk roses
[...] because then she'll have something to relate to."
(...) Jake eyes a loose couch string but his forearm bleeds
out with every pull. His wife hears the nurse bell and Band-
Aids the furniture. Suddenly, the fireplace spits out pillows
like a pillow factory, and they dive 'nto them like Micky D
kids at the ball pit. With teeth, they rip to find new packets
of temporary tattoo time cards with rubbing alcohol wipes.