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Sunday, Repent Day
From pews, we rise to a wailing bell of cock-a-doodle/ding-
dongs, for we: "remember the Sabbath day to [...]" wake us up
too damn early! After bread 'n' wine, the baptismal pool is warm,
but the Zest bar goes missing. Once prepared, we (...) ding-dong/
(open-sesame) at the French doors. Immediately, the flood of beautiful
marketing pitches lures us like Jimi Hendrix noise would to heathens!
Together we sing: "there's excitement goin' round, there's a party
goin' down. Twister...the hot [...]," and sink back into our couch,
awaiting for the "grace of God our Father [...] be with you for 3
easy payments of $19.99!"
"Also with you." (...) The basket approaches with its envelopes
'n' popcorn, but the Mountain Dew goes missing. Have we sinned?
