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Over at Popeye's, a pimp'd out Chicken Man holds a black

'r white? sign with his beak. (...) From the take-out window

pops out Shaniqua with 'er pricing: "29.99 t' feed me olives,

39.99 fo' carrots, 'n' 149.99 fo' Hasselhoff's discarded gum."



(...) "Home, I'm honey," announces Bret, placing his coat-

rack on the coat. At bedtime, she brings out 'er best pees.

When morning arrives, she cracks the kids' heads open

'nto the frying pan, and Bret tightens his favorite tie against

her, strangling her. (...) At the company, they surprise him.



They throw confetti 'n' death certificates for a surprise death-

day party. (...) At recess, he opens his present to find his

boss with a Japanese lollita outfit inside 'n' a ball-gagg'd staff

preparing Super Soakers. (...) Climaxed, they resume work.



(...) The boss's after party starts slow with several unpopped

bubble wrap sheets in the frige, and Martha Stewart inviting

guest Daikichi Amano onto the show, where she devours

him and resumes blabbering with "'1000 earthworms' [is]

an old saying that describes the sensation inside a rare

type of vagina [...]. [The] caesar salad [costume] [...]

maybe [...] originated [...] [from] a horny fisherman

who decided to rub fishing bait on his [censored]! Earth-

worms are said to swell a [censored] [...] but Caesar

Salad Baby [...] wanted to be a pie. [...] All these beautiful

costumes are [...] stuffed inside [...] a vagina, being snow-

balled and coiled around [...]." The party gets going when

the buckets of Crispin Glover's coffee cup residuals arrive

for the chippendales to dip on.



(...) Coat, I'm home," announces Bret, placing his dead wife

on the coat rack. At pee time, he brings out his best bed...