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Tasting, Yes & Eyebrow Discussing Modern Ethics
Tasting, Yes & Eyebrow Discussing Modern Ethics
I.
"Sugar, run to the cupcake, we ran out of store!" (...)
She walks on angry isles. (...) Her legs pick a fight against
each other, resorting to terrorism and weapons of mass
destruction.
Isle 1 -- purples, artichokes, heroism, channel 2, hand
grenades, euphemisms, funny bones, adjectives.
"Oh there it is." (...) Back home, she sprinkles funny
bones into the batter. (...) 900 cupcakes, hungry cupcakes,
non-cupcake cupcakes. (...) She is unable to smile, blink,
or rationalize with a cupcake for a head.
II.
"Agreed." "OK." (...) No makes Yes disembowels herself:
Y
e
s
3. (...) Spaces. (...) Three birds who do not agree with Yes.
(...) Where's No? (...) Yes/No. Fire/Water. Can/Can't. (...)
Yes is quite tolerant. Yes lifts her shirt up at Mardi Gras.
"No, you're such a contrarian." (...) No is unable to. No
is handicapped parking, but will always refuse to park in
the first place. No doesn't. His only friend is no friends. (...)
"Just say No." (...) Lucifer.
III.
"What is it with you and your facial expressions?" (...)
Her eyebrows have eyebrows. (...) The friendly straight razor
tips his hat to the other. (...) "Where's the buckshot? This
eyebrow won't escape me this time!"
He flies through the forest as if he were wind itself. (...) "Hi
bird. Hi worm. Hi air. Hi pine cone." (...) He earns a ph.D
in Philosophy. He builds himself a family.
(Lydia, Tina, and Lamp Shade are his daughters' names. They
grow foreheads (and the rest of the human body just like their
dad.))
I., II., and III.
Discussing modern ethics.
