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Tough Work

The following words are carefully selected from the Manly
Edition of The New American Man Dictionary.

I eat raw ribs on my weight bench (for breakfast). (...) Tight fist.
Wrangler Jeans. Elvis Presley. (...) "Woman, that's not a fridge,
that's my toolbox!"

"What are you looking at, Bambi?" (...) Shaving cream is for
Liberals. (...) I strangle wimps with one hand.

"A man's got to do what a man's got to do." (...) Seven lawn
mowers. I sweat resting.

"Touchdown!"

"Excuse me sir, will you pass me your inferiority.... Not!"
(...) "Get lost, Squirrel." (...) Knuckles of Clint Eastwood.
The Good, the Bad, and Me.

100% Man, 0% Homo. (...) "Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve!"
(...) So heterosexual, I never eye men, except at the gym... in the
shower.

"Your mother's dead. Get over it." (...) Examples of essential
items -- salt, pepper, knives, whiskey. Examples of nonessential
items -- pillows, cigarette filters, a Conscience, birth control.

"Look at those breasts walking down the street!" (...) This
is the rifle I bought as a child after stealing enough of their lunch
money. (...) "That was a half-decent blow job, Betty....

Next!"

Musk. Power walks. Overabundance of life and death situations.

"A bottle opener? Try teeth." (...) "Pissing standing up? Try
shitting standing up." (...) "Flowers? Never."

Place your hot coal into my hand. (...) Now.