Official Work
This document is so official, it's laminated; so official,
it's published by a publisher existent only to publish this.
To Lender: analytical congressional motion to collaborating
in systematic merger chicken bones.
"Fix your tie, last statement!" (...) Stiff posture! Stiff posture!
So solid. 10 out of 10. So authentic, it's signed with a signed
pen.
Framed within a frame within a frame. (...) So legal, Lincoln
reemerged with it inside his top hat.
"Give me back my syntax, human!" That's right. This is the
Bible. (...) So astute, the word astute punches itself in the
groin.
"Who the hell smiles anyway?" (...) Charts. Quotes. Legally
bound documents. Parliamentary procedure. Debate. 401k.
"Every professor in the world is now masturbating to the
idea of this work." - Every Professor in the World
The stance of integrational metaphysics is a priori to post-
abstract disillusionment, therefore mustache.
Exactly.