Toilet Humor

I hug you when I'm feeling ill,

You give me comfort,

When the world won't stop spinning,



You help me think and concentrate,

When I find myself attached to you,

Sitting there, helplessly waiting,



For my business I leave behind,

You take care of it without complaint,

No fuss, no mess left to strain,



Floating particles moving clockwise,

In an array of beautiful motion,

Fluid, and swirling,



For this is your meaning and function,

This is the purpose of which we pray to you,

Oh porcelain God, heed our words.

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Ruth Lovejoy's picture

this is hilarious,I thougherly enjoyed it and it's so true!