All her clocks had different times
To fool the devil
And confound her visitors
But tea was always at four
All her books had different titles
To fool the devil
And please their readers
So tea was always at four
All her floors had different carpet
To fool the devil
And tickle her feet
Though tea was always at four
All her masks had opaque faces
To fool the devil
And please her audience
'Cause tea was always at four