I love my country
And want to see it as beautiful
And pretty
As a loving woman is
During all her married life
Spending every moment cheerfully
And carefree
Making her home look like heaven.
But my dreams and hopes
And all my aspirations
Get shattered and spread far and wide
Like shards of crystal glass.
Ruffians and robbers are at the helm of affairs
Hypocritical charlatans hover around them
Flattering them till their tongues get twisted
And twirled inside their lying mouths into knots
Resembling venomous snakes.
I have lived and worked with these rogues
Who have learned the rules of fooling masses
At places like the Civil Services Academy
And similar institutions of higher training
Where they learn nothing but the art of deceiving
The poor, uneducated majority of people.
The ministers picked by the political majority of fools
That come to clown with our fates more and more
Without any fear of accountability.
I have seen how these elected and selected thugs
Grind their own axes with the help of their chosen clerks
Accountants and secretaries
And who have well-trained lawyers and advocates
Barristers and attorneys
To defend them from honest judges
Like Chief Justice Iftikhar Mohammad Chaudhry.*
I will avenge all the wrong-doings and evils
Suffered at the hands of the villains
In civvies and in uniforms
God willing, God willing, God willing,
One day I will make them curse
The very day their mothers gave them birth...
I love my God Almighty and His Prophet Muhammad*
And the Prophet's righteous progeny the most
And in the lesson of the Karbala battle
I have learned how to taste and drink
The Kausar* drink from Paradise.
No, my dear friends and countrymen,
All you ladies and gentlemen
I will not bend to the likes of goons
Who rape my dear motherland now and then.
And who love to barter the honour of my state
And sell its treasures and heritage
To selfish whimsical foreigners
Resembling the likes of maniacs who
Won't shy of sharing their own wives and sisters
With the likes of such filthy mauraders.
Adding more and more to their offshore bank accounts
In Switzerland and Arab-owned banks.
Fie on this scum and muck of my land!
Fie on it with my every spit!
I wish that God the Greatest Almighty
My most merciful and loving Allah
Makes me the most powerful man of this land of mine.
Then I promise to cleanse
With the will and help of my good Lord God
This dirty bunch of anti-state goons
Who pose and act like gentlemen
At reception parties and diplomatic dinners.
And then who love to beg for even a fag
Of some imported brand
From their well-caring hosts around.
Can these beggars ever be straight
And honest with people like me?
Can they ever compare with us
The likes of me...the educated, the honest
And everyone of whom love their homeland?
Can these cheaters ever challenge my claims
And dare to debate or do battle with me
In world televised live bulletins?
Can these cowards ever honour even honour
The pledge they made with their own conscience?
Can these prime ministers, ministers ever defy me
Or can those who support them dare confront me?
Never ever ...for they lack the guts
That separates me and separates them...
Yet, God willing (InshaAllah) I say here
That I will rise up and strike when the right time comes
And destroy these pink and pale eunuchs in petticoats.
InshaAllah (God willing) I shall, one day, quite soon
Upon the rising of a holy moon
Do all that I have promised here
All ...with the will and help of Allah.
I will be ruthless to the merciless ones
Sitting in the assemblies and the parliament lodges
As well in the countrywide secretariats.
Once this scum of my land gets cleansed away
Nobody will ever dare to raid and rob
The jewels of my loving motherland.
One day I will,
God willing I will,
Bring out the disbelievers
And all kleptomaniac fuedals
Into the open and let the people
Who have been wronged by them
Deal with them as they wish...
These loin-clothed servants of the British Raj
Will run away into hiding
With their machine guns and Kalashnikovs
And borrowed and stolen rocket launchers
Along with all other arms and ammunition
To hide into the mountains and caves
If not on the earth then on the moon's dark side.
Blaming Osama bin Laden.
Aye, so on, till they vanish into the earth's own bosom
Shall I with my God's will, help and strength
Make these self-defined "Mujahids" flee
From the earth to the moon
And maybe even to Mars for more safety
Just like the people they love to scare
And deprive them of their much loved desire
Ans a healthy ambition
To live and live like noble ones...
While this martyrdom-seeking soul of mine
Will love to fight and die a million times
Uprooting the trees of falsehood
Idol and devil worship, magic, bigotry
With the ink prepared from their own foul blood...
Just like those innocents that they loved to kill
Without paying a heed to their cries of pain and grief:
With sadistic pleasure that abounds
Like filthy semen spouting more ills
From their sand-papered-masturbated cocks
And balls dangling with no sperms in them.
Will I too make them run wildly
Into the realms of mythical fantasy.
And make the world look nice and clean
Caving in all gays and lesbians
In a great dungeon of the famed sea
Just like the Pied Piper with his flute
Rid evil from the German town of Hamlin.
Yes, this I will do to all the mother-fuckers
And incestuous bastards, in my mysterious ways
Just like Don Diego the Zorro* and William Tell*
The Rani of Jhansi* and Persia's Rustum.*
And Ali bin Abu Talib and Samson.*
These sons of harlots from Lahore's Diamond Market*
And other vice dens at hidden places
Where like gutter snipes they will be seeking refuge
From the justified wrath of God through me.
Yet no matter how much it takes
This is my vow that God willing I shall
Have their shrivelled nuts and bolts wrenched by me
And stuffed like sharpened wicket bails
Inside their dirty rotten asses dirty.
Only then can my Pakistan be redefined
As the land envisioned by the Qaid Jinnah*
And all those who struggled with him.
I am a ferocious tiger waiting for my hour
To pounce and tear apart the pussies of whores
And gouge the so-called manhood baskets
Of pimps and rapists and sex maniacs.
That roam about freely after midnight
Trapping unsuspecting young men and girls
And spreading the crop of filth and stench
On the roads and streets
Of my Land Of The Pure called Pakistan.
God willing I shall my pledge fulfil
God willing, this will alll be done
By the Greatest God through this human.
This honour taking great pride
In beautifying the loveliness
Of my most beautiful motherland.
Yes, God willing, I am sure and firm
That I will make my lovely homeland
Look like a beautiful bride once again.