I feel like a poptart when I'm with you.
I feel like I lost fart when I'm with you.
You're making me crazy with idiot love
and I'm making you lazy with stars above.
I feel like an onion sandwich when I'm with you.
I feel like poison brandy when I'm with you.
You're making me frizzeled with popular drip
and I make you miserable with the romance of it.
I feel like a piss ant when I'm with you.
I feel like I'm wet pants when I'm with you.
You're making me passive with your monkey shut
and I'm making you plastic with songs I make up.
I feel like a toilet trap when I'm with you
I feel like I'm foil wrapped when I'm with you.
You're making me chunky with hot hidden lips
and I'm making you grumpy with love's sweet kiss.
I feel like a refuse bin when I'm with you.
I feel like I've never been when I'm with you.
You're making me dicky with your snot filled nose
and I'm making you happy cause I've got to go!