Emily's a lesbian
Melissa is a bitch
Erica's a crackhead
Dee's got a chronic itch
Call Lisa for a good time
She gives head half price
Tina heart's Xavier
And Jessica's got lice
Charlie's into kicking ass
Ryan's such a pimp
David is the kind of guy
Who likes to preen and primp
Justin says to "screw off"
Zack responds "fuck you"
Dan's got a tiny...u know what
To John, we bid adieu
Tim and Jane for always
Kate and Jack for life
Shawn thinks it would be perfect
If Anita were his wife
Karen loves Rebecca
Anthony wants Mike
Devon B. is such a queer
And Stephanie's a dyke
Dedicated to the one's
Whose business is displayed
Always giving ammunition
With their confidence betrayed
This is for the one's out there
Making sure we know it
Sharpies always handy
Show love for the bathroom poet
ok.............but why the bash on so many people?