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Karma's Gonna Kick My Ass
I tried to walk within her shoes
Found out this way I'd only lose
If I'd been straight right from the start
I wouldn't have this broken heart
It's all my fault, it's what I do
I need to learn to think things through
I put on such a cheap disguise
To envy her was never wise
But that's my life, that's how it goes
I can't take back the things I chose
It's me that fate's bound to harass
Karma's gonna kick my ass
My best friend was really great
But with her boyfriend I did mate
I tried to fight it, really did
And so from her the truth I hid
Then of course it all was told
Realized she'd bought the lies I sold
Now she's gone, I broke her trust
Real friends never act on lust
But that's my life, that's how it goes
I can't take back the things I chose
I hope my bad luck comes to pass
Karma's gonna kick my ass
Got too comfy in my skin
Should have never rubbed it in
Bragged about it left and right
Talked about it through the night
All my friends then left my side
Foolish me with all my pride
Thought I was better than the rest
It was as if I'd been possessed
But that's my life, that's how it goes
I can't take back the things I chose
Destiny's picked me, alas
Karma's gonna kick my ass
Went to the store to get some stuff
Turns out I didn't have enough
To pay for everything I wanted
So I stole and now I'm haunted
By what I did, it was so bad
I'm guilty, and it makes me sad
I became so full of greed
Took things I didn't even need
But that's my life, that's how it goes
I can't take back the things I chose
Good fortune's dead like summer grass
Karma's gonna kick my ass
He said he loved me, I just yelled
Told that boy to go to Hell
I was angry, let it out
Foul language I did scream and shout
I took it out on him so bad
Last conversation that we had
It was stupid, now I'm screwed
Should have never been so rude
But that's my life, that's how it goes
I can't take back the things I chose
Coincidence will lose it's class
Karma's gonna kick my ass
Five out of seven deadly sins
These insure I'll never win
Destiny will beat me good
My luck will be bad, as it should
My foolish choices I'll regret
Fate will make me pay my debt
Up till now I wasn't thinking
I was swimming, now I'm sinking
But that's my life, that's how it goes
I can't take back the things I chose
Doomed like I broke the looking glass
Karma's gonna kick my ass
I tried to be somebody else
Took my friend's guy for myself
I gave myself too much credit
I stole, I yelled, and I regret it
And even now, I must confess
Just one more thing, cause I'm a mess
I told a lie to get me laid
I'll now lay in the bed I made
Cause that's my life, that's how it goes
I can't take back the things I chose
The circumstance I can't surpass
Karma's right to kick my ass
